POTUS: "Hold my beer, I'll post this!"
Didn't even forget to add belly dancers with boobs and beards, neither a Saddam type statue nor an "elon"gated musk, nor chilling with his best buddy!
This "presidency gets more entertaining by the hour and has surpassed the last one in crazy in just about a month. Well done!
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(Site Moderator)
I'm glad I don't make my living writing political satire. How the hell would I compete with reality at this point?
(Site Administrator)
Even Hamas fighters get to stay,..provided they undergo sex-change operations and become professional belly dancers of course.
(Old Spike)
That way they don't have to shave their mustaches, belly dancers wear a veil.
(Site Administrator)
Proper Hamas will shave mustache and keep the beard. Plus if they're busy motorboating each other's perfect new racks, maybe they forget about killing all Jews to bring about the end of the world prophecy, ..and 72 virgins bla-blabedy-bla-blah. Again, win-win! Trump's a freaking genius. World peace prize incoming for sure..