Trump Tests Positive for Coronavirus

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daftcunt's picture

The irony! Let's hope they have stockpiled enough bleach and syringes!

 

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Dagambit's picture

Irony? I don't think you are using that word right. 

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jehu's picture

Whats the spin going to be?

 

He doesn't really have it and they are just doing this so he can skip the next debate, then say he's fine so he can stroke his ego with how amazing he is.

 

or is this a ploy by Biden and the "Deep state" to get rid of him.

 

Whatever it is, I'm sure it will be sadly entertaining.

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daftcunt's picture

Yes it looks a little too convenient catching the virus just after they announced new measures for the next debates.

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skeptoid's picture

Sorry couldn't resist cuz irony.

 

Tin foil hat - Wikipedia

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daftcunt's picture

Yeah, I know. But when we think about it in all honesty, considering the person concerned we can't rule it out now can we.....

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Pantysoaker's picture

4d chess

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ubershin's picture

lol only a matter of time before Biden gits it and we all know he will croak from it. Theres a reason hes a basement dweller. Trump  has the Blood of God and Sparta in him. He won't fall to a chinavirus, if anything it was 4d ez game izi katka

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boldfart's picture

He has not got infected, if anyone who is infected tried to go near him the secret service would open fire.

 

Just a little pretense to gain sympathy and to " prove " covid is harmless.

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sal9000's picture
Master Mind

if he dies, he dies

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TheWeirdo's picture
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Only 3 posible outcomes

 

1. Trump dies and it's fucking hilarious.

 

2. He lives, become a completely new reborn again type of person, apologises for all of his shit and dedicates himself to make the world a better place.

 

3. He lives, call the virus a bitch and laughs at all the pussies who died from it. Re-opens everything, lifts all the mesures and makes a new holiday where people can just spit in each others faces.

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phanto's picture

4. He recovers but gets permanent lung tissue damage which makes it impossible for him to speak too loud for very long. We then get to get a proper debate

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Bobbob's picture

6. He beats it and has his special Trump antibodies cloned en masse and patented as a cure.  

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Dude's picture

7. they put him in an artificial coma to allow ventilating, he comes out of his coma with brain damage, and will be called president by all Americans

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norcimo5's picture

5. Revelation 13:3

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boldfart's picture

I feel sure he is going to reccomend (and pay for) the same treatment that he recieves to be given to all US citizens that contract the virus. Helicopter rides anti viral drugs injection with clorox etc.

 

That is only fair?

 

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daftcunt's picture

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boldfart's picture

If it is in the Mirror ( a well respected and influential paper) it must be true.

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phanto's picture

Ah yes, the ancestor to the clickbait articles

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daftcunt's picture

I just put this here to try and get a reaction from some trumptard but they seem to avoid this post like the plague (or the non existant covid) atm.

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Dagambit's picture

He is good to go, back to work pussies

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