Toilet Paper

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danmanjones's picture

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Nakey's picture
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i keep telling everyone to buy it through online shopping. there's pallet loats where i work.

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GKhan's picture

Buy bidet stock and be rich rich rich.

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Dude's picture

Lol toilet paper..., corona don't even gives diarrhea

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danmanjones's picture
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Dude's picture

Seriously why toilet paper?

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The Evil Bat's picture

I , as an Australian......Honestly don't have a fucking clue. Apparently people might be afraid that they might contract the corona virus up their assholes or something.

 

Another thing witch I found interesting. Is that they (the corona fearful idiots) are only just starting to get the long life foods, like pasta, flour, rice. When this toilet paper shit was starting there was still plenty of everything (apart from toilet paper).

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Nakey's picture
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My working hypothesis is prepping for self imposed isolation and its associated cascade effect.

Basically our government suggests that if you think you have corona to drink it while... oh wait, sorry the virus. If you think you have it to isolate yourself in your home for 14 days. On a side note someone from where i work has already done this because she tested positive for corona, she was overseas for a while. So if you need to be at home for 14 days good idea to get some supplies.

The fun part begins where people think that if everyone starts getting sick i’ll stay the fuck home for a month or so and not get this death dealing super virus. So guess what? Gonna need a few things like canned food, tissues, stuff for disinfecting everything you want to touch (they don’t mention these things are flying out the supermarket door too) and, oh right, toilet paper.

This is where the cascade effect comes into play. People who normally buy a pack of TP when they need it have been walking into stores and finding only empty shelves. So what do you think they’ll do when they see some? Buy a tonne more than they normally do. It’s fucking ridiculous, people are driving from place to place trying to find bog roll because they’ve merely run out and, tissues are not an option because every cunt bought those in lieu of the lack of dunny paper. Because i work at a warehouse for online shopping my friends have been asking me to grab some for them.

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The Evil Bat's picture

Still fucking shameful how they're conducting themselves. But that's western Sydney for ya. Typical Thursday night I'd say.

 

If it wasn't for all this corona/pandemic spazness goings on.

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Dude's picture

Same is happening here in Belgium, toilet paper is being sold like crazy, and a friend from Miami is asking me to send toilet paper trough the mail :)

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sal9000's picture
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you should send him one square per envelope

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