that's one way to stay out of ukraine

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Russian guy break leg to avoid draft

i've been wondering for a while. how many of you're fellow soldiers could you kill before they catch on? like, ivan is part of a tank crew. he doesn't want to fight ukraine. so he tells his crew he needs to take a piss. drops two grenades and gets out of the tank. must have been one of those drones that got them. they'll probably assign him a new crew and tank. i'm wondering how many times he could rinse and repeat

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'No to war!'...all of a sudden...for...reasons.

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One min your on the web trolling dead Ukrainians family members like any good Russian would...... next min on the floor in the stairs with a compound fracture. 

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Yeah, probably absolutely correct!

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I like the theory but I don't know if Russia has any tanks left.

didn't they all get blown up or get given to Ukraine?

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n0val33t's picture
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think it could actually work for a while..... sneaky! 

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Bobbob's picture
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Black widow tank operator. You can imagine at some point his new team would pitch in for diapers or something, lols.

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Pdub's picture

Oh Snap!

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