Song Cover - Little Jezus is born - translation

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Nathalie Delcroix - Bakske Vol Met Stro

It is originaly of the Belgian comedian Urbanus covered by the hot Nathalie Delcroix for a christmas special 12 years ago, for some reason i think this would not fly in America, as a fact at some point early in his carreer the Church wanted Urbanus committed in a mental institution for laughing at the church and religion. Urbanus also being the name of a tyrannical pope, just made it worse though his real name is Urbain.

Anyway here is the translation.

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Very long ago for the very first time you should have seen it it was terrible bad weather

he was laying there shaking in a cold cow stable, a bin an ox and a donkey that was all

but up in the sky you could see a little star that was blinking there hung a little roadsighn on

It don't take to long or it was full house it was crouded by shepherds with a thick whool coat

 

Little jezus is born halleluya hallo, little jezus is born in a bin full of straw

 

Then came the 3 kings a black one and a white one, they asked if they could also come babysit 

They offered a roll balatum and pot of varnish, a salami with garlic and an aquarium with a fish 

the white one gave to jozef a couple of screws and a drill and to little jezus a shawl and a little pants in ivory

Maria got a bag of cement with a pink bow and pencil with an eraser to erase i got

 

Little jezus is born halleluya hallo, little jezus is born in a bin full of straw

 

The holy ghost hung swinging at the ceiling in his blue sweat suit and his purple tie, at that moment jozef said, this here is my little one

look at his nose it completely mine, the holy ghost was laughing you poor sucker that little one is mine because i was the stork

Josef gave the ghost a good punch in his face, then they where without sound and no light

 

Little jezus is born halleluya hallo, little jezus is born in a bin full of straw

 

They still kept swinging with they'r fist all around the ox and the donkey where laying knock out on the ground

then came god the father he spoke this is my son then they stood looking, they sat there pretty, Jozef could not follow and started drinking

and maria from shame did not know where to crawl, it became a circus it became a fair, and then also fell a nest of angels out the sky

 

Little jezus is born halleluya hallo, little jezus is born in a bin full of straw

 

Jezus took his bottle with milk and oatmeal, he had quickly put on a new piss cloth he said peace on earth for all who wants

everything went calm and all went quiet he had enough and quickly left and pulled his aureola croocked over his ear

he crawled like a big one in his sportscar, all who wants to follow me would have to run very fast

 

Little jezus is born halleluya hallo, little jezus is born in a bin full of straw

 

Little jezus is born halleluya hallo, little jezus is born in a bin full of straw

 

Little jezus is born halleluya hallo, little jezus is born in a bin full of straw

 

Little jezus is born halleluya hallo, little jezus is born in a bin full of straw

 

Little jezus is born halleluya hallo, little jezus is born in a bin full of straw

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skeptoid's picture

It's telling that most of the Christian content posted to this site, in whatever form, is posted by admitted Anti-Christ devoutees who can't seem to stop thinking about Christianity. It seems to obssess them - as per the Hegelian doctrine their entire lives seem to be organized around anti-Christ activities and thoughts. I can't wait for the war, but I'm going to have to wait until it comes to me unfortunately and it may not happen in my lifetime. 

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What realy happened to swordsman? the war is going on, don't push it

and it is called humor not antichrist, never did you make a joke you must have a sad life

You are never satisfied always angry always sarcastic now you come here to downvote me because i downvoted a video of you, look at how small that is.

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Always have I been laughing recently at you - who needs jokes when all I have to do is ask you a couple questions and the laughs are immediate? What do you mean what really happened to swordsman? What the fuck are you talking about?

 

Dude, do you understand that anyone under 50 who gets COVID has a, like, 99.95% chance of not dying from it. I just want to know - do you understand that?

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What if i told you i killed him

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You aint calling the cops are you? :)

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Super bedankt dude 
Goosebumps GIF | Gfycat

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Die Nathalie Delcroix is een hete griet he, het is 1 van mijn droom vrouwen samen met Nathalie Meskens

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