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Pantysoaker's picture

Skeptoid has been a known simp for many years now. He donates weekly $1,000 to Poki in hope that she remembers him, but all he ever gets is a wink. However, he didn't give up. He decided he should drop a $10,000 donation in order to force Poki to acknowledge him, hopefully remembering his name. When the day came, he dropped all his mortgage money for her. Poki saw the message, but as usual, all she did was smile and wave at him. Skeptoid was torn apart. That's the last Skeptoid was heard of.

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skeptoid's picture

She speaks to me in code you don't understand. The code is all over her recent public message to me:

 

"I can't believe anyone would sponsor these shenanigans. Like what? And I will say, for this company to sponsor a video that's literally 20 minutes of talking sh*t about me…You will never see… if you ever reach out to me, if I ever see you in my inbox."

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daftcunt's picture

Remember the skeptoid is a "consultant" so you have to add at least one 0 to each of these figures!

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ubershin's picture

who is pokiy??? an anime or a real grill

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skeptoid's picture

twitch grill

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Pantysoaker's picture

I just want to tell you, thank you... You are a humble person with a heart full of love and goodness, for that reason and more I admire you, and I know you will become a successful person in everything you wish... Never give up, never stop trying... I can see how your dreams come true... Thank you for bringing us happiness... Thank you Skeptoid, our goddess, our heroine, pure heroine... ❤️

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