Just Another Baby Born

monkeymania's picture

Natural Birthworks Birth in the parking lot

....IN THE FUCKING HOSPITAL PARKING LOT!!!! Impressive level of calm all the way around.

 

I'd be screaming louder than the mother and running around in circles.

 

 

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Dude's picture

I delivered a kid when i was 7  years old and was pretty calm about it,

I was driving around town on my bike and saw a car at a busy intersection with a guy leaning against a car, completely pale, he asked me if i could help, i went in the car, and helped the lady push by pressing on the top of her belly (seen it on tv) and when the baby came out i caught it, held it upside down with its ankles between my fingers, and slapped her against the ass, so she would start screaming (clearing the lungs and start the breathing) i gave her to the mom and, when the dad asked what the placenta was, i told him it was his son :) then the ambulance came and i got back on my bike to home with sticky hands. about 4 years later i bumped into them at the annual fair, she asked me where baby's came from, i just told her the truth

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Dude's picture

Yes there was hair on her pussy

And no not on the babys

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