She also says some stuff. I dunno. I wasn't listening.
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backdraft (Dixie Normous: Image specialist)
I've been looking at these before. Looks like fun but just too expensive.
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Bobbob (Site Administrator)
I know, right? And sometimes they're noisy or kill a beautiful moment that would be better enjoyed in silence. But, they're also pretty, and sexy, and warm, and smell nice,..and when their hair falls across your face as you hold them..
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Wait a moment.
Bud,...are you actually talking bout the fucking unicycle?!
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backdraft (Dixie Normous: Image specialist)
Yes unicycles.... Noise isn't usually an issue, there are silent models. Really the trick is to learn how to handle them. Some guys pick it up like it's nothing, but for some, it can take months to master the handling. Looks like a rush when you learn it though. Also the newer ones can handle hours and hours of riding and don't really break down easily even if you somewhat abuse them.
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Bobbob (Site Administrator)
Abuse them?!...
Like..during sexy time?
Well, consenting adults I guess. But y'all agree to a safe-word in advance though, right?
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backdraft (Dixie Normous: Image specialist)
Never heard of someone wanting sex with a unicycle, but thats fine if you're into that kinda stuff.
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Bobbob (Site Administrator)
It takes all kinds. Check this little fella. Does he look like the type to give up on his dreams?
No... unfortunately.
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Nakey (Site Administrator)
Mate, if you've got a dream, you follow that dream.
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GKhan (Old Spike)
Doesn't that hurt?
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Bobbob (Site Administrator)
Not you too..
Listen, if you take the time and warm her up she'll have as much fun as you do. Promise.
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(Dixie Normous: Image specialist)
I've been looking at these before. Looks like fun but just too expensive.
(Site Administrator)
I know, right? And sometimes they're noisy or kill a beautiful moment that would be better enjoyed in silence. But, they're also pretty, and sexy, and warm, and smell nice,..and when their hair falls across your face as you hold them..
...
Wait a moment.
Bud,...are you actually talking bout the fucking unicycle?!
(Dixie Normous: Image specialist)
Yes unicycles.... Noise isn't usually an issue, there are silent models. Really the trick is to learn how to handle them. Some guys pick it up like it's nothing, but for some, it can take months to master the handling. Looks like a rush when you learn it though. Also the newer ones can handle hours and hours of riding and don't really break down easily even if you somewhat abuse them.
(Site Administrator)
Abuse them?!...
Like..during sexy time?
Well, consenting adults I guess. But y'all agree to a safe-word in advance though, right?
(Dixie Normous: Image specialist)
Never heard of someone wanting sex with a unicycle, but thats fine if you're into that kinda stuff.
(Site Administrator)
It takes all kinds. Check this little fella. Does he look like the type to give up on his dreams?
No... unfortunately.
(Site Administrator)
Mate, if you've got a dream, you follow that dream.
(Old Spike)
Doesn't that hurt?
(Site Administrator)
Not you too..
Listen, if you take the time and warm her up she'll have as much fun as you do. Promise.