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Dude's picture
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If that was a black man pulling out a gun they so would have killed him.

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*were

 

BE, in the subjunctive present tense, becomes WERE, not WAS, no matter the subject.

 

And yes, that ni**a would be dead or eating through a tube if he tried this shit.

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Not everyone on here is a native english speaker ok, some people here speak multiple languages and some spelling mistakes are easily made. But go ahead play the spelling police, at least we will learn something.

 

Yelling if he were black this or that is easy and low imo. It depends on each individual cop the situation they are in and many other factors..

 

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I'm just sayin' mang.

 

BTW, it's the native speakers that get this wrong so much, actually. 

 

You've got me, there. I am a native English speaker. But I'm also able to hold conversation in 3 other languages, and write another one, and let me tell you, I LOVE IT when a native speaker corrects me, cuz that's rare, and oh-so-helpful.

 

So...get awf muh dick, BIAAAAATCH!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm just playin', you know I love you.

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"Definitely overdone...they could have just clapped or high-fived, and then turned around and gone back to their side without all of the jumping, arm waving etc.  All of this celebratory nonsense makes it seems as if each goal was a fluke, and that they weren't expecting to be able to score. "

 

noticing some issues in this sentence from a week ago. do you usually use 2 comma's and 2 "and"'s in a sentence? overall, i'm noticing an excessive use of "and".

 

"and unlike him, my sons will have emotional support and guidance when life is throwing them curveballs in their late teens and twenties...oh yeah, and my first son has Downs Syndrome, so fuck what you think I'm doing about mental health, dickhead"

 

the good news, is that you've made enough comments that this is going to happen every time i see one.

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There's nothing ungrammatical there. The first and is being used as a conjunction between two clauses and the second is connecting two verbs in series because they constitute one unbroken action: turning and going back.  In the second instance I am piggybacking on the comment I was responding to and intentionally using many ANDs to emphasize the varied flaws in his thinking. 

 

ALSO, Sally, you don't need that comma between "news" and "is"

 

SMH

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ALSO, Sally, you don't need that comma between "news" and "is" . don't need it but like you said, nothing ungrammatical because it connects two clauses. "the good news". i wrote that as one clause.

 


you write the way a kid talks. "i went here, and did this, and then left to go here, and did that, and also did this, and then ate some lunch, and then went there, and did this, and then we went over here, and ...". a teacher would say something like. "think about what you're going to say before you say it".  you got the option to review and rewrite before you post and what you post comes off as ad lib.

 


"why do so many Americans have the shape of a ripe melon?"

 "visually, this game looked horrible from day one, and yes I'm aware of the evolution of technology."

why didnt you start with capital letters? you're suppose to lead by example

 

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Okay, you don't understand the differences between a clause and a phrase so there's not any point in instructing you further except to say that your understanding of "grammatical" leaves much to be desired. 

 

Also, I don't capitalize all my utterances because it's the internet and 2019. 

 

I kinda like how you're stalking me; it's a little bit of a turn-on. You must be jacking-off to all my comments, despite your inability to say anything meaningful in criticism about them.  Your comments are basically just quoting me... so if you actually have something to say, get to it, son. Your stuttering is ruining my ego-boner.

 

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well, a clause is part of a sentence, a sentence can have multiple clauses. a phrase are words in a sentence, but then you'll probably say you meant linguistically... anyhows.

 

what i was doing was putting in the least amount of effort to get you to tell me what to look for your comments. then bring those up and eventually get you to say something like "it's the internet and 2019". you said it for capitals,  i'm guessing it wouldn't be to tough to find a missing puncuation, spelling mistake.... and squeaze out another "it's the internet and 2019"

 

so, after i got that good "it's the internet and 2019". i would then quote the original comment of

 

"*were

BE, in the subjunctive present tense, becomes WERE, not WAS, no matter the subject.

And yes, that ni**a would be dead or eating through a tube if he tried this shit."

 

and i would have written under it something like.

 

"hey, i thought "it's the internet and 2019". it's like you forgot what year it was and which method of communication you were using. if you did, it's 2019 and it's the internet. how bad was it to use "was" instead of "were", if you understood the message and then added onto it?"

probably would have put in some insults too, stuff about extra chromosomes, cuz you, know mang, "it's the internet and 2019"

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did you even proofread your comment? 

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*Did

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You're grasping.

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Dude's picture
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Well acctualy he even could have put a comma behind the is

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better a colon than a comma, don't you think?

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Eat dicks, in a bag, bundle of sticks

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You give me the impression of being a neckbeard with all the aesthetic appeal of poorly-shaved pubes.

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Dude's picture
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Yes - it seems we have a new troll

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It's Berg again

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