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Tue, 2019-03-19 17:37 — subroutine

Fleshlight Quickshot Launch

I forgot to add a description!

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Nakey
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holy mackerel, welcome to the future.

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Tue, 2019-03-19 17:49 |
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What...........the............actual.............wank?

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Tue, 2019-03-19 20:10 |
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Well.. off to Spankwire I guess!

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Wed, 2019-03-20 07:53 |
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Order now. Please allow at least 4-6 wanks for delivery.

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Wed, 2019-03-20 10:11 |
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Is this a DLC for Elite Dangerous?

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Wed, 2019-03-20 11:32 |
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The future is now....

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Wed, 2019-03-20 11:41 |
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I guess you gotta be pretty dedicated to jacking off to have something that big and bulky with a built-in smartphone holder. There's really no middle ground for a person interested in such a device.

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Thu, 2019-03-21 05:51 |
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Thu, 2019-03-21 15:50 |
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Should come with a cover for the phone, going to be making a mess.

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Fri, 2019-03-22 10:51 |