chinese do a bottle fight

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Nakey's picture
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sal9000's picture

one thing to remember before sticking a clothes hanger up your ass trying to fish out the bottle is whether or not the bottle is open

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Nakey's picture
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that may be so but to be completely blunt. if you're at a point in your life where you're trying to fish a bottle out of your arse with a peace of wire you really need to have a bit of a sit down (when you're all healed up) and have a think about where your life is headed.

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sal9000's picture

if you get a bottle all the way up there, i think its a bit late to be thinking where your life is headed, you're already there. things just got out of hand. started off with a finger and the next thing you know. the gf can't find the last wine cooler

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Nihil Dicit's picture

Nothing says "bad ass motherfucker" like a tube top and yoga pants.

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