Category 5 Hurricanes Exist

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Every Time There's a Category 5 Hurricane, Trump Says He's Never Heard of One Before

Trump has used the "I didn't know there was a category 5 hurricane, I've never heard of it" line throughout his presidency despite the fact that Hurricane Dorian is now the 4th one during his term. Quite simply, this guy is A FUCKING MORON. The Trumptard era needs to end ASAP.

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Pantysoaker's picture

hurricane dorian was a catagory 2 when in hit Flordia. #fail monkeymania

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monkeymania's picture

He was talking about it while it was a category 5, professor. #realgenius pantysoaker strikes

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lawngnome's picture

dEFinItLy aN iMpEaChAbLe oFfEnSe !

 

 

Reeeeeeeeeeee !

 

People are dying but trump said something wrong. REEEEEEEE!!!!

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monkeymania's picture

One thing? That's all? Yeah, I guess you're right.

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sato's picture

that's a really good analysis of the problem really. people in the US base all their opinions on what presidents and candidates say, not what they actually do.

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daftcunt's picture

 

Well he now became an expert and even adjusts the maps of the professionals to reflect his expert opinion because the emperor knows best. Ala(o)bama is doomed, erything else is fake news.

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monkeymania's picture

The comedy clown show of the Trump circus act would be that much better if there was a video of him using a Sharpie to draw in Alabama within the hurricane area onto the original map given to him or he just ordered someone to do it.

 

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Sgt_Ric's picture

Wikipedia: "A total of 35 recorded tropical cyclones have reached Category 5 strength on the Saffir–Simpson hurricane wind scale in the Atlantic Ocean north of the equator, the Caribbean Sea, and the Gulf of Mexico."

 

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monkeymania's picture

FAKE NOOZ! A HOAX! A WITCH HUNT!

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