I was in line at Target today and Journey's "don't stop believing" was playing on the speakers. as I was waiting a kid in front of me turned around and said "hey they stole that song from Tik-Tok" I immediately dropped the carton of eggs I was holding and punched the holy fucking shit out of him. I am currently typing this from my jail cell.
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Nakey (Site Administrator)
remember repost, your arse hole is your greatest asset. after you read this you think good thoughts and you hide that phone well old son. make sure you streach that thing out good using your little finger then your thumb and then your cell mate because you'll need the space for a shiv, phone charger, cigarettes, roofies, two or three bottles of lube (i'll explain later) and about two and a half to five grand in cash. that should keep you well off for your stay but only if you remember to pack earphones and have your netflix account paid for.
if your smart you'll rent your arse our as an internet hot spot while you're in the clink and well times will be tough mate and that money will run out eventually so that's why you packed the roofies and lube. do your self a favor, make him pay up first then lube that waste gate up before you knock your self out with that mexican valium and he can take you to brown town. if you're lucky you'll be flush with cash, not remember a thing, and may only need a few stiches.
good luck my friend, see you in a few months.
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ubershin (Old Spike)
tiktok needs to be obliterated into orbit by Trump Spafce Forcfe 2020
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(Long Spike)
I was in line at Target today and Journey's "don't stop believing" was playing on the speakers. as I was waiting a kid in front of me turned around and said "hey they stole that song from Tik-Tok" I immediately dropped the carton of eggs I was holding and punched the holy fucking shit out of him. I am currently typing this from my jail cell.
(Site Administrator)
remember repost, your arse hole is your greatest asset. after you read this you think good thoughts and you hide that phone well old son. make sure you streach that thing out good using your little finger then your thumb and then your cell mate because you'll need the space for a shiv, phone charger, cigarettes, roofies, two or three bottles of lube (i'll explain later) and about two and a half to five grand in cash. that should keep you well off for your stay but only if you remember to pack earphones and have your netflix account paid for.
if your smart you'll rent your arse our as an internet hot spot while you're in the clink and well times will be tough mate and that money will run out eventually so that's why you packed the roofies and lube. do your self a favor, make him pay up first then lube that waste gate up before you knock your self out with that mexican valium and he can take you to brown town. if you're lucky you'll be flush with cash, not remember a thing, and may only need a few stiches.
good luck my friend, see you in a few months.
(Old Spike)
tiktok needs to be obliterated into orbit by Trump Spafce Forcfe 2020