Meet your fellow beta testers!

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How's this for an ice breaker?

When we sent out the beta testing invitation we asked you "who is your daddy and what does he do?"

Here are the responses so far:

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hell_viper1 said that his dad does your mom.

kendaddy is a gentlemen, and so he doesn't kiss and tell.

pimp635 seems to have been drunk at the time because he just wrote "Sully remember when I said I'd kill you last. That's right matrix you did I LIED ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

tumbi - "my dad is a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day"

myohoskeetMy dad's name is totally not David and he is a Lithographic Printer

SpikedLegend's dad is Satan, who also does your mom.

Ejekel - "My dad is a big penis model for nintendo. Their controller handles were modelled after his dick, because they lay so smooth in your hands"

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nekped - "How long does cocaine stay in your hair?"

Ozmen's daddy was a volunteer fireman and a union leader.

TheWeirdo - "My dad's ,y dad and he's retarded... I mean retired..."

JTrillo - "My daddy is called Dad and he does my step mom."

pEAGERA cuck, he gets cucked.

backdraftMy dad's also not David. He is a professional asshole by trade, but I don't hold that against him. I still like him.

Who's daddy is your favourite? Let us know!

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Beta TesterMaster Mind

[@SpikedLegend] I'm creepin' and lurkin' and I see you online!

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Goddamn me and my drunken mouth... thought this was confidential. Sites looking good though.

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*burp*

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Also, nekped's dad sounds the coolest to party with.

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Dang, now you practically know who I am in RL, hahaha

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jelly of tumbi's dad 

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I never meant to answer the bit about my dad I just had pressing questions that I knew my friends at Spiked would not judge me for asking.

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Wow, this is a cool feature @critikal

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Beta TesterMaster Mind

You didn't do it right [@SpikedLegend]

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