No, Vegans, you will never have a hot dog or a hamburger with no meat in it that tastes like meat and doesn't grow a set of tits on your elbows. Sorry.
Get out there, hunt an animal, kill the animal, process the animal, cook the animal and eat the animal. Do it today.
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I got some vegan friends. I dont get them. Why would they try to eat things that look like meat and try to taste like meat? They say they dont eat meat because of the process and treatments but yet they still dont eat meats raised humanly. But they trick themselves into eating highly processed vegan fake meats. I think they are confused. They also complain about health benefits but yet eat really shit food all the time. I get venison from friends and relatives, they wont eat it, I get pork and beef raised by my cousin all very healthy and natural, they wont eat it. I get grass fed and open pasture raised lamb, they wont eat it. Yet they guzzle down pepsi and coffee. Smoke weed from people they do not know who or how it was grown. I know a lot of weed farmers and some do use a lot of pesticides and oil derived fertilizers.