After lauding American heroes like the unknown general Douglass McGarther at his West Point video op, Trump ambled down a wheelchair accessible ramp displaying the balance and concentration of a runway model while his obesity and 3" lifts in his shoes he wears to look taller called for tremendous effort.
Doll Hands Donny felt the sting to his ego when people pointed out he gave a past-stroke effort helping him use his sippy cup and looked like he was wearing roller skates on ice descending the ramp and said it was "Long and steep" and "Slippery" though it wasn't. He ran the last ten feet though. Trump 10 feet and Trump running are just alternative realities though.
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(Old Spike)
lol? Why do people care if a 70 year old can run down a ramp? My mom is 10 years younger with bad knees and can barely walk. The germany girl leader shakes when she stands and can't even stand up for longer than 1 minute. People waste their life with this shit? Who cares just worry about real life and why you make less than 200k per year and not winning 1 mil on stock market atm
(Long Spike)
Nobody cares if he ran down the ramp. It's just hilarious that the guy has to say it. He ambled down the wheelchair-accessible ramp. He's old. Done. But he has to Tweet immediately he was trying not to fall so the "fake news" wouldn't dog him, it was slippery (it wasn't), it was steep (that is pathetically ridiculous), and he ran the last ten feet it wasn't 4 feet) His pathological lying about everything is bizarre, this time because his ego was hurt because he appeared like a wobbly old man going down a ramp at West Point. Trump brought all the fuss on himself.