lol when we where kids me and a friend of mine went to mcdonalds and the food sucked so we yelled this shit sucks and threw our platters over the counter and ran away laughing, aaah good times
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Dude (Old Spike)
What is up with all the downvotes? we where just 8 years old or so, it is not like i would do that today
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JTrillo (Short Spike)
I like how they didn't show what happened when she got her ass off the floor shit was about to go DOWN son.
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Nakey (Site Administrator)
i've had this shit in my personal archive since the 90's. enjoy:
now, although mc donalds is famous for it's advertising and making the
whole world think that the big mac is the best thing to come along
since
sliced bread (buns?), each little restaurant is as amateur and simple as
a new-found busness. not only are all the employees rather
inexperienced
at what they're =supposed= to do, but they will just loose all control
when
an emergency occurs....here we go!!! first, get a few friends (4 is
good...i'll get to this later) and enter the mcdonalds restaurant,
talking
loudly and reaking of some strange smell that automatically makes
the old
couple sitting by the door leave. if one of those pimply-faced goons is
wiping the floor, then track some crap all over it (you could pretend
to
slip and break your head, but you might actually do so).
next, before you get the food, find a table. start yelling and releasing
some strange body odor so =anybody= would leave their table and
walk out
the door. sit 2 friends there, and go up to the counter with another.
find a place where the line is short, or if the line is long say "i only
wanna buy a coke" and you get moved up. now, you get to do the
=ordering=
...heh heh heh. somebody =always= must want a plain
hamburger with absolutely nothing on it (this takes extra time to make,
and
drives the little hamburger-makers insane)..order a 9-pack of chicken
mcnuggets...no, a 20 pack...no, three 6 packs...wait...go back to the table
and ask who wants what. your other friend waits by the counter and
makes a
pass at the female clerk. get back to the thing and order three 6-
packs of
chicken etc....now she says "what kind of sauce would you like?".of
course,
say that you all want barbecue sauce one of your friends wants 2
(only if
there are only 2 containers of barbecue sauce left).then they hafta
go into
the storeroom and open up another box. finally, the drinks...somebody
wants
coke, somebody root beer, and somebody diet coke. after these are
delivered,
bring them back and say "i didn't order a diet coke! i ordered a sprite!"
this gets them mad; better yet, turn down something terrible that
nobody
wants to drink, so they hafta throw the drink away; they can't sell it.
after all the food(?) is handed to you, you must =never= have enough
money
to pay. the clerk will be so angry and confused that she'll let ya get
away with it (another influence on her is your friend asking her "if you
let us go i'll go out with you" and giving her a fake fone number).
now, back to your table. but first, somebody likes ketchup and
mustard.
and plenty (too much) of napkins. oh, and somebody likes forks and
knives,
so always end up breaking the ones you pick outta the box. have your
friends yell out,"yay!!!!! we have munchies!!" as loud as they can.
that'll worry the entire restaurant. proceed to sit down. so, you are
sitting in the smoking section (by accident) eh? well, while one of the
tobacco-breathers isn't looking, put a sign from the other side of the
room saying "do not smoke here" and he'll hafta move...then he goes
into
the real non-smoking section, and gets yelled at. he then thinks that
no smoking is allowed in the restaurant, so he eats outside (in the
pour-
ing rain) after your meal is finished (and quite a few splattered-opened
ketchup packets are all over yer table), try to leave. but oops!
somebody
has to do his duty in the men's room. as he goes there, he sticks an
uneated hamburggr (would you dare to eat one of their hamburgers?)
inside the toilet, flushes it a while,until it runs all over the bathroom.
oops! send a pimply-faced teenager to clean it up. (he won't know that
brown thing is a hamburger, and he'll get sick. wheee!)
as you leave the restcurant, looking back at your uncleaned table,
somebody
must remember that they left their chocolate shake there! the one
that's
almost full!!!! he takes it then says "this tastes like crap!", then he
takes off the lid and throws it into the garbage can...oops! he missed,
and now the same poor soul who's cleaning up the bathroom now
hasta clean
up chocolate shake. then leave the joint, reversing the "yes, we're
open"
sign (as a reminder of yer visit there you have it! you have just put
all of mcdonalds into complete mayhem. and since there is no penalty
for
littering in a restaurant, bugging people in a public eatery (or
throw-upery, in this case) you get off scot-free. wasn't that fun?
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JTrillo (Short Spike)
Yeha go ahead and repost that not all in caps I'm way to dislexic to read that.
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just for you trillo i learned how to fix it in word.
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(Old Spike)
lol when we where kids me and a friend of mine went to mcdonalds and the food sucked so we yelled this shit sucks and threw our platters over the counter and ran away laughing, aaah good times
(Old Spike)
What is up with all the downvotes? we where just 8 years old or so, it is not like i would do that today
(Short Spike)
I like how they didn't show what happened when she got her ass off the floor shit was about to go DOWN son.
(Site Administrator)
i've had this shit in my personal archive since the 90's. enjoy:
now, although mc donalds is famous for it's advertising and making the
whole world think that the big mac is the best thing to come along
since
sliced bread (buns?), each little restaurant is as amateur and simple as
a new-found busness. not only are all the employees rather
inexperienced
at what they're =supposed= to do, but they will just loose all control
when
an emergency occurs....here we go!!! first, get a few friends (4 is
good...i'll get to this later) and enter the mcdonalds restaurant,
talking
loudly and reaking of some strange smell that automatically makes
the old
couple sitting by the door leave. if one of those pimply-faced goons is
wiping the floor, then track some crap all over it (you could pretend
to
slip and break your head, but you might actually do so).
next, before you get the food, find a table. start yelling and releasing
some strange body odor so =anybody= would leave their table and
walk out
the door. sit 2 friends there, and go up to the counter with another.
find a place where the line is short, or if the line is long say "i only
wanna buy a coke" and you get moved up. now, you get to do the
=ordering=
...heh heh heh. somebody =always= must want a plain
hamburger with absolutely nothing on it (this takes extra time to make,
and
drives the little hamburger-makers insane)..order a 9-pack of chicken
mcnuggets...no, a 20 pack...no, three 6 packs...wait...go back to the table
and ask who wants what. your other friend waits by the counter and
makes a
pass at the female clerk. get back to the thing and order three 6-
packs of
chicken etc....now she says "what kind of sauce would you like?".of
course,
say that you all want barbecue sauce one of your friends wants 2
(only if
there are only 2 containers of barbecue sauce left).then they hafta
go into
the storeroom and open up another box. finally, the drinks...somebody
wants
coke, somebody root beer, and somebody diet coke. after these are
delivered,
bring them back and say "i didn't order a diet coke! i ordered a sprite!"
this gets them mad; better yet, turn down something terrible that
nobody
wants to drink, so they hafta throw the drink away; they can't sell it.
after all the food(?) is handed to you, you must =never= have enough
money
to pay. the clerk will be so angry and confused that she'll let ya get
away with it (another influence on her is your friend asking her "if you
let us go i'll go out with you" and giving her a fake fone number).
now, back to your table. but first, somebody likes ketchup and
mustard.
and plenty (too much) of napkins. oh, and somebody likes forks and
knives,
so always end up breaking the ones you pick outta the box. have your
friends yell out,"yay!!!!! we have munchies!!" as loud as they can.
that'll worry the entire restaurant. proceed to sit down. so, you are
sitting in the smoking section (by accident) eh? well, while one of the
tobacco-breathers isn't looking, put a sign from the other side of the
room saying "do not smoke here" and he'll hafta move...then he goes
into
the real non-smoking section, and gets yelled at. he then thinks that
no smoking is allowed in the restaurant, so he eats outside (in the
pour-
ing rain) after your meal is finished (and quite a few splattered-opened
ketchup packets are all over yer table), try to leave. but oops!
somebody
has to do his duty in the men's room. as he goes there, he sticks an
uneated hamburggr (would you dare to eat one of their hamburgers?)
inside the toilet, flushes it a while,until it runs all over the bathroom.
oops! send a pimply-faced teenager to clean it up. (he won't know that
brown thing is a hamburger, and he'll get sick. wheee!)
as you leave the restcurant, looking back at your uncleaned table,
somebody
must remember that they left their chocolate shake there! the one
that's
almost full!!!! he takes it then says "this tastes like crap!", then he
takes off the lid and throws it into the garbage can...oops! he missed,
and now the same poor soul who's cleaning up the bathroom now
hasta clean
up chocolate shake. then leave the joint, reversing the "yes, we're
open"
sign (as a reminder of yer visit there you have it! you have just put
all of mcdonalds into complete mayhem. and since there is no penalty
for
littering in a restaurant, bugging people in a public eatery (or
throw-upery, in this case) you get off scot-free. wasn't that fun?
(Short Spike)
Yeha go ahead and repost that not all in caps I'm way to dislexic to read that.
(Site Administrator)
just for you trillo i learned how to fix it in word.
(Old Spike)
(Old Spike)
haha isn't that Joseph Smith?