GF, doggy, on the bed, few days ago, and gonna spank her tomorrow for hump day with a rulerstick, then several rounds doggy, missionary who knows what else happens, maybe some coconut oil fun ... maybe some rope, or restraints.
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Bobbob (Site Administrator)
Just realizing, since the questiosn are when/who (with)/where - your replies mean 'Good Friday?', .. with the dog.. on the bed'.
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Well you just became more interesting.
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Bobbob (Site Administrator)
Hnngh..I lol'd ;-)
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daftcunt (Old Spike)
ROFL you never stop learning!
The ONE dutch phrase almost every german of my generation knows is: "Lekker neuken in der keuken" (nicely fucking in the kitchen)
What I did not know is that up the arse was mandatory!
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Dude (Old Spike)
It is - lekker neuken in de keuken
Directly translated it makes little sense - Delicious fucking in the kitchen
This is from a comedy show - In De Gloria - all kinds of awkward/embarrassing humor, but funny as hell.
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Dude (Old Spike)
this needs little context
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Bobbob (Site Administrator)
Like that they didn't go for the cheap jizz stain on his pants schtick. Classy.
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n0val33t (Old Spike)
Clean up on ail2 please...... in her poop!
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Dude (Old Spike)
Lost in translation somewhere in the past, like what English call wheat we call koren what you call corn we call mais, so those words originate from the Belgians or the Dutch, poep is another timid way of saying ass, also kont, or reet is used to refer to
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n0val33t (Old Spike)
This clip is what 20 years old...seen it 50 times over they years.. it was viral before it was a thing......nothing is lost in traslation! She got fucked in the ass or like the indians say:,,,, in the mais hole!
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Bobbob (Site Administrator)
haha. I was today years old when I found out it's spelled daftkont. ;-)
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daftcunt (Old Spike)
Well, according to deepl translator it would be stommekut in dutch. But maybe @Dude can give us a more "urban" translation, but I like it actually.
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n0val33t (Old Spike)
It's not a language..... they somewhow make up sounds as they go and for some reason they understand it!
The most unpesant sounds to the ear! someone: "ohh let's make a language out of it"
LOL many words in Dutch and english are exacly the same, and you do realise that The dutch or the old Germania for that part was inhabited before England so the original language and the ppl migrated over sea to create a bastardization of the Germanian languages and French and Greek Latin/ to form English as you know it.
Look at the difference between Australia and America, both languages originated from England quite different given its time range of splitting off only a few hundred years.
The English splitted off the dutch thousands of years ago
fire - vuur
tire - band
wheel - wiel
stool - stoel
cheese - kaas
grass - gras
tunnel - tunnel
Cave - grot
fat - vet
big or great - groot
left - links
right - rechts
red - rood
Blue - blauw
green - groen
lamp - lamp
stone - steen
spear - speer
bow - boog
car - auto or wagen :)
butter - boter
ham - ham or hesp
sandwich - boterham - because the first sandwich was butter and ham i guess.
dead - dood
counter - teller
Like someone who counts money at the bank
teller is a counter of numbers, in dutch these days we call him bankbediende, being able to count (or/of - tellen) does not impress anyone these days :)
I could go on like this for a few day's on end
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n0val33t (Old Spike)
Yeah we share 70% of those words you listed. I'm from Norway or Scandinavia if you will. We had some influence on how Europe speaks and write to put it mildly! You have more in common with Norwegian than English..... only thing lost in translation was your use of "lost in traslation."
We are brothers when it comes to language.
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Yeah the pronounciation is different but most scandinavian words are exactly the same.
But the scandinavians just like the rest of Europe came from the south, back when Italy was presumably a land bridge between Africa and Europe, many later migrated over from the middle east and settled along the coast where there was room left.
It was usual to share boys and girls for breeding to prevent inbreeding or mongoloids, a boy or girl would be given to another tribe when they were about 15 and she or he would start a family there, they have been doing this for millions of years, that is why words flow over europe.
And it was usual to live 3 day's apart from another tribe to prevent the animals from dieing out, then came the breeding of goats in a pen, they were fed nothing but leaves, because it was all forrest back then.
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Dude (Old Spike)
Daft cunt is stupid ass or stomme reet wich means as much as stomme kont, wich is phrase not used in the dutch language but we know what it means in english :)
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(Old Spike)
GF, doggy, on the bed, few days ago, and gonna spank her tomorrow for hump day with a rulerstick, then several rounds doggy, missionary who knows what else happens, maybe some coconut oil fun ... maybe some rope, or restraints.
(Site Administrator)
Just realizing, since the questiosn are when/who (with)/where - your replies mean 'Good Friday?', .. with the dog.. on the bed'.
...
Well you just became more interesting.
(Site Administrator)
Hnngh..I lol'd ;-)
(Old Spike)
ROFL you never stop learning!
The ONE dutch phrase almost every german of my generation knows is:
"Lekker neuken in der keuken" (nicely fucking in the kitchen)
What I did not know is that up the arse was mandatory!
(Old Spike)
It is - lekker neuken in de keuken
Directly translated it makes little sense - Delicious fucking in the kitchen
This is from a comedy show - In De Gloria - all kinds of awkward/embarrassing humor, but funny as hell.
(Old Spike)
this needs little context
(Site Administrator)
Like that they didn't go for the cheap jizz stain on his pants schtick. Classy.
(Old Spike)
Clean up on ail2 please...... in her poop!
(Old Spike)
Lost in translation somewhere in the past, like what English call wheat we call koren what you call corn we call mais, so those words originate from the Belgians or the Dutch, poep is another timid way of saying ass, also kont, or reet is used to refer to
(Old Spike)
This clip is what 20 years old...seen it 50 times over they years.. it was viral before it was a thing......nothing is lost in traslation! She got fucked in the ass or like the indians say:,,,, in the mais hole!
(Site Administrator)
haha. I was today years old when I found out it's spelled daftkont. ;-)
(Old Spike)
Well, according to deepl translator it would be stommekut in dutch. But maybe @Dude can give us a more "urban" translation, but I like it actually.
(Old Spike)
It's not a language..... they somewhow make up sounds as they go and for some reason they understand it!
The most unpesant sounds to the ear! someone: "ohh let's make a language out of it"
(Old Spike)
https://www.der-postillon.com/2018/05/niederlaendisch.html?fbclid=IwAR27wAEiBBNuth0EuSFfA2NLaxcJPNv1stI7MwZeAth5b-jM13lKwjirZEw
(Old Spike)
LOL many words in Dutch and english are exacly the same, and you do realise that The dutch or the old Germania for that part was inhabited before England so the original language and the ppl migrated over sea to create a bastardization of the Germanian languages and French and Greek Latin/ to form English as you know it.
Look at the difference between Australia and America, both languages originated from England quite different given its time range of splitting off only a few hundred years.
The English splitted off the dutch thousands of years ago
fire - vuur
tire - band
wheel - wiel
stool - stoel
cheese - kaas
grass - gras
tunnel - tunnel
Cave - grot
fat - vet
big or great - groot
left - links
right - rechts
red - rood
Blue - blauw
green - groen
lamp - lamp
stone - steen
spear - speer
bow - boog
car - auto or wagen :)
butter - boter
ham - ham or hesp
sandwich - boterham - because the first sandwich was butter and ham i guess.
dead - dood
counter - teller
Like someone who counts money at the bank
teller is a counter of numbers, in dutch these days we call him bankbediende, being able to count (or/of - tellen) does not impress anyone these days :)
I could go on like this for a few day's on end
(Old Spike)
Yeah we share 70% of those words you listed. I'm from Norway or Scandinavia if you will. We had some influence on how Europe speaks and write to put it mildly! You have more in common with Norwegian than English..... only thing lost in translation was your use of "lost in traslation."
We are brothers when it comes to language.
(Old Spike)
Yeah the pronounciation is different but most scandinavian words are exactly the same.
But the scandinavians just like the rest of Europe came from the south, back when Italy was presumably a land bridge between Africa and Europe, many later migrated over from the middle east and settled along the coast where there was room left.
It was usual to share boys and girls for breeding to prevent inbreeding or mongoloids, a boy or girl would be given to another tribe when they were about 15 and she or he would start a family there, they have been doing this for millions of years, that is why words flow over europe.
And it was usual to live 3 day's apart from another tribe to prevent the animals from dieing out, then came the breeding of goats in a pen, they were fed nothing but leaves, because it was all forrest back then.
(Old Spike)
Daft cunt is stupid ass or stomme reet wich means as much as stomme kont, wich is phrase not used in the dutch language but we know what it means in english :)