OH SNAP! Weed goes legal and YouTube suffers a worldwide outage!!! Coincidence? Fuck yeah! This kid is the first to report the breaking news - congratulations kid!!!
CBC will be live for the first instant that Cannabis becomes legal in our most Eastern province (livestream below, but it didn't start because YouTube went down everywhere). Of course, like all of you here on Spiked who live in Canada, I will be waiting until the clock strikes midnight in my time zone before even considering thinking about trying this narcotic. I'm really nervous about trying reefer for the first time, but a guy I met down at the tatoo shop set me up with this cool pipe thing and a novice version of this Cannabis for first time smokers he calls "Shatter". He says it will give a very light buzz so I can sort of ease into it. Anyway it's a new dawn for our nation - so far the rollout of this looks like a complete and total clusterfuck from just about every angle because this is Trudeau but he got it out the door and now it's our job to fix it so it works properly.
Watch yourself driving if you've used the weed at any point in the past 24 hours moving forward - I'm not sure what the CBC is talking about when they say 12-fold increase in stops and sobriety testing for cannabis impaired driving but they make it sound like we've been pretty badly fucked over here in the short term. Spiked legal experts - can they force you to give your blood?