Shooting a Giant Fungus with my Neutron Gun

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Shooting a Giant Fungus with my Neutron Gun

There are so many things you aren't allowed to shoot your neutron gun at, but I spotted a big bracket fungus to try it out on. Panama Flats, Saanich (Victoria), Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada. I don't think the fungus mutated into a giant self-aware creature bent on wrecking iconic buildings and bridges, or that it combined with a human to make a person with super fungus powers, but you never know... I used a licensed Arkon Mark 8 series 27-kilowatt neutron gun with a home-updated isotopically pure Carbon 12 diamond heat sink and an Osmium neutron shield (dang, Osmium is expensive). I usually use it to heat up microwaveable popcorn or chocolate fudge sauce for ice cream.

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