Mouth-Breathing=Ugly Face

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Muchos Munchbagger's picture

Here's a piping warm crock of pseudo-eugenic shit.

Fresh outta the bullshit oven.

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skeptoid's picture

Damned Indian eugenicists publishing their extensively peer-reviewed horseshit in the top medical journals. How about that Planned Parenthood eh? Gotta keep that black birth rate down amirite?

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eh's picture

Science!

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skeptoid's picture

I started watching this earlier today and switched it off, because I couldn't stand the irony of a guy with a British accent talking about how first cousins being married produces genetic disorders. I don't know that the narrator realizes that in his country it is still legal for cousins to marry, it is more common than many realize, and the science on the subject indicates a 2% increase in disorders, which is comparable to women who have children after 40.

 

"No European country prohibits marriage between first cousins. It is also legal throughout Canada and Mexico to marry your cousin. The U.S. is the only western country with cousin marriage restrictions. It is estimated that 20 percent of all couples worldwide are first cousins."

 

I fell in love with my cousin when I was 10, and felt all ashamed about it because I thought it was twisted or something. She was way out of my league anyway.

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eh's picture

Yeah, the video is mostly just bullshit like the OP.

 

I try to be sure not to run the risk of seeding too close to home. It just feels better.

 

I came incredibly close to hooking up with a cousin in high school and it shocked us both. I told one of my brothers about this hot girl at school and even mentioned her to my dad right before a trip where we were both intent on bumping uglies. My father told me she was my cousin through my mother-bizarre because they had no contact at all. The different last names made it completelty stealth. Her family had recently moved to the area. When I told the girl, she was pissed off and thought I was ditching her. The day after that she walked up to me with a shocked look after she had confirmed it with her mother. I lost out BIGTIME. She ended up being the hottest girl at my school. We were literally hours away from going turbo incest. I still see her and she always has a wide-eyed look thinking about it.

 

It seems nasty to me but the real problem is the inbreeding over time. That's where the problems really grow like in the European royal families and small island populations.

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skeptoid's picture

LOL Check this out: We always thought my Dad had been married once before and had two daughters, and those were my half-sisters. What we didn't know - none of us - was that my dad knocked up some lady way before his two marriages and didn't find out about it until someone showed up at his door asking him to sign adoption papers (his story). That was my older half-brother. Anywho, my older half-brother somehow wound up going to the same high-school as my two older half-sisters. One of my half-sisters almost hooked up with my older half-brother because no one was the wiser ("almost" is their story *yikes*). A decade later, my brother tracked my dad down and unloaded on him with both barrels (luckily metaphorically, since my half-bro was at that time an active-duty special forces sniper, now retired). 

 

Then he found out about the half-sisters and put two and two together and was like OMG holy fuck that could have gone sideways - like Maury Povich sideways! Anyway I got to know my half-bro from 16 onwards, and it was not exactly easy to find out you're not the first born son, you're not the oldest brother, and oh by the way your new older brother is a jacked-up special forces sniper with a bearing that far surpasses common definitions of intense. Tough thing to process - I hung out with him and his special forces buddies a few times, went bar hopping. They do and get whatever they want - all obstacles and barriers part as like magic wherever they go. Usually it takes nothing more than a look, and perhaps a whisper. I saw my brother take a thug aside in a bar and whisper something into his ear, and the dude, who was black, turned white as a ghost, grabbed all his thug friends, and beat a hasty retreat. He refuses to tell me to this day what he said to the guy. But yeah anyway he almost accidentally fucked his own half-sister.

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eh's picture

You know this type of shit happens a lot more than people think and never even gets discovered.

The high quality video really makes it.

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Pulpgimp1's picture

The music makes it seem like mouth-breathers are a problem that need to be taken out by any means necessary.

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skeptoid's picture

LMFAO

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