wolf encounter

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Dude's picture

You may believe it or not but me and a colleague of mine where walking trough the forrest, i think it was Arizona, anyway we where walking along a small creek and we noticed a wolf pack was following us, we had no guns and stood against 7 wolves, i had the idea how about we scare them away its just a dog, so i walk up to the alpha he was showing his teeth, some quick movements with my hands made him manuvre sideways pulled his front legs underneath grabbed his hind leg and started swinging him and i basicaly beat the other 2 in the front with the alpha male, i threw the alpha at the back of the pack turned around and they dint follow us anymore, that could have gone seriously wrong by acting or doing nothing, could have gone wrong either way...

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n0val33t's picture

reminds me of a time hunting I came up with this awesome idea. Instead of killing the deer outright, shot it just enough so it could still stand, then all I had to do was walk behind as it kept moving straight for the edge of the woods where I parked. Once there a quick shot to the head, man that saved me a lot of work. True story

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GKhan's picture

Pretty sure that's the difference betwen hunting and cruelty.

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Dude's picture

but it worked

 

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n0val33t's picture

Yeah, I got told that story by a notorious fibber in the barracks 25 years ago, this was the most fantastical one. Ofc we all knew it was BS, but we couldn't help laugh our ass off afterwards and I remember all of his fibs to this day. Strange how people create this obvious BS yet have no self-awareness about the people around em can see them as right through it.

And this is an actual true f.. story, no shit. A person said this and expected us to believe him!

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n0val33t's picture

You can't take that post seriously :P Nothing like that ever happened. 

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GKhan's picture

You are lucky to be alive. To pull his legs out, means your neck would have been right by his muzzle and one quick bite on your neck could've ended badly. Why not throw rocks at him. 

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Dude's picture

No i pushed my hand against his shoulder/neck and pushed him as i pulled the paws underneath him, he could not have bitten me, did that many times play fighting with my dog, and he reacted exactly the same.

I think if you hit him with a rock you just piss him off some more, never even came to my mind.

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n0val33t's picture

Ok is this some kind of inside humour between you two?

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Dude's picture

You are no hero?

Everything i say is true unless it is funny.

I also received 2 purple hearts

I got shot many times piece of my liver was shot off with an ak i took 2 in the left pec/shoulder on different occations, one trough the lung, shot in the leg, and right upper arm that makes 6 in the body, and many more in the vest

you think a few dogs scare me?

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n0val33t's picture

Still not sure if your serious or not.... ok question: how old were you when you beat up a paedophile? 

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Dude's picture

Between 7 and 12 i encountered a few, even killed a priest right infront of the cops, and they took it upon themselves claimed it happened during the arrest.

Long story short, girl was being dragged away from the annual fair, some ppl showed up stopped the man, cops showed up and the man started laughing that we couldent do him anything because he was a priest, i jeard that that was so from my fater that they fall under the vatican law, so i thought they cant touch me either jumped on his back and broke his neck, old lady beated him with her stick, and i said what are you going to do now, lock me up? U said noone here has seen a thing, just write in the report that it happened during the arrest, and they fuckin did it :) went to get some fries when i came back they had already cleaned up the body. Right infront of the church this happened about 27 or 28 years ago when i beated  up that pedo that was also at the fair, i was playing mortal kombat 2 girl being dragged along, stopped him and he tried to get away and had to kick the shit out of him cops where called, same thing happened in school guy comes onto the playground while there where no teachers around started talking to a little girl took him in a sam fisher hold and dragged him to the teachers lounge, cops were called, and before all this there was this guy who tried to drag my older nephew of a nephew in a car we kicked the shit out that guy and his car, later he got dealth with by the hells angels of antwerp. I also conceived my son justin bieber in a car about right where i broke the priests neck, yoy can believe it or not but every day stuff would happen around me, quite unbelievable but true, i have another story of that annual fair but involves a ghost couple :) that me and atleast 1 other guy had seen, now that is the real crazy stuff, wanna hear something else crazy the pedo's all wear a suit and the victims where all blonde

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n0val33t's picture

Ahh, so you were obviously joking and I didn't get it. hehehehehhehehe, you're worse than my father and that's saying something.

 

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Dude's picture

Like father like son, and no i am not joking

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n0val33t's picture

So your father was a notorious liar?

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Dude's picture

Sorry your life was boring

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