When all you have is a hammer...

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Man Gets Shot After Opening Fire On Deputies At Florida Gas Station

The first cop was doing it alright, he offered the guy coffee and shit. Im pretty sure the guy said he pissed his pants and thats why he didnt want to get out of the car. They could have just left the guy alone and he'd probably just went home but NOOOO, they gotta act like sharks that smell blood and circle till they can bite. Imagine if Biden wasnt president and he started talking about doing pushups and calling them fat, not knowing where he is and shit, they'd probably shoot him too!

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boldfart's picture

Some old fart trying suicide by cop.

 

The description lacked something,      oh yes, sence.

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stokkebye's picture

When all you got is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Said all I needed to say, for the intellegent people of this site! If you would have bothered to ACTUALLY listen to the old man, unlike the cops, you would understand the guy is just saying he doesnt want to be harrassed by the cops and he doesnt want to get out of the car. Did he break any laws BEFORE they put spike strips under his tires and "detained" the man? NO! Fuck, he even said he gets harrassed by the cops all the time and that he doesnt want to get out of the car becuase of that reason.

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boldfart's picture

Living down to your description. As usual.

 

Point a gun at the cops, things are going to get bad. It is not difficult to understand unless you sound retarded.

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stokkebye's picture

Right, if I say the sky is up you're gonna argue im wrong. Thats seems to be your MO. SO I guess there's not much else to say but go fuck yourself!

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n0val33t's picture

Did turn off the sound? In the clip, he made a threat to run into the window @ 0.40 That's a point of no return, you're not going anywhere after that. Also made a threat to kill himself and others buy ramming the gas pumps. Listen to the guy you say? They brought in a hostage negotiator to LISTEN to the guy for 40 fucking min. All concluded in the geezer not only pulling, but shooting at the officers. 

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Did YOU actually listen to it? "Running his car into the window" He said that in the context of his delusions of his phone being bugged and him telling the person listening in on his phone that he wants a car moved in order for him to get out of his car and that he'll either hit the car or the window unless they move the car blocking his way. He did NOT say he was going to do that at that moment. He went on to say he didnt want to hurt anyone or himself. That is when the cop should have broke off contact, and kept watch on the guy until the guy calmed down. At 3:20 the cop starts arguing with the guy saying he knows who the vehicles belong to, why would you do that if you know the person is delusional? The cop feeds into the guys delusions, thats cops MO, to keep people talking to find more incriminating evidence, that is not how you deal with someone with mental disorders. Then the cop starts barking orders at him telling him to go home and shit. The guy thinks he's being bugged and tracked, is that really the best way to deal with this guy? The first cop did the best he could do with his training and experience, but that led to the result that happened. They need training on how to deal with people like this. They also cut out 12 min. 

 

I used to work at a place that took care of people like this. I've heard it all, burning the place down, a 90 yr old saying he will beat us up, etc... The best thing you can do is to listen and not antagonize and work on getting them to a safe place on their time. %99 of the time they do not harm anyone or themselves, they just need time to work through their episode. That 90 yr old used to swing on us though, lol.

 

Sometimes its best just to give the stapler back when it comes to crazies and not to push them too far!

 Milton office space Memes

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stokkebye's picture

In this video cops were told this guy is mentally unstable, wants to kill himself, wants cops to kill him, and has a gun. When all you have is a hammer...

When all you have is a hammer...AND you love smacking nails!

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n0val33t's picture

ok... have a nice day. *hands stapler back* see you on the news soon :P

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daftcunt's picture

really time to remove the "sounds" from within the brackets......

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stokkebye's picture

How do you find time to comment here when you do this:Burying your head in the sand? You're feeling guilty | Daily Mail Online

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jdt73's picture

Pretty sure the ol fella said he might drive into the shop or one of the gas pumps.

cops used everything they had to turn the situation around but when the ol fella shoots his gun, he IS A NAIL and it's Hammer time!

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Dude's picture

After pumping like 15 bullets in him, they ask him to show his hands...

how about you step into the back of the car and just take his gun to begin with

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Edit, edit.... edit- you changed your comment. You said you solve the situation by jumping in the back and taking his gun. By the gods..... Seriously: sic: Id jump in the back and take the weapon -Dude. You edited it to something else entirely.

 

 

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JTrillo's picture
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Are you actually fucking stupid?

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Dude's picture

No il risk my life saving others..

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n0val33t's picture

Can you stop with this bullshit persona..  I don't get it.... are you trying to be funny or just completely deranged? How was the Vietnam war?

 

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Dude's picture

Persona? and yes i fought in almost every war that took place on this planet since i am a time traveler, nothing note worthy besides that, and i can tell you that those civil war movies are bullshit

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n0val33t's picture

A Vietnam story would be too fantastical? So you cut the line at breaking the time and space continuum when you conjure up bullshit. 

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I was in my clean suit in vietnam and had to kill 3 american soldiers because 2 of em they raped a little girl, the sarge started yelling at me, so i tried to reason with him, he pulled a pistol and i shot him, my colleages put the rape scene in some vietnam movie, i am sure you have seen it

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Don't forget you beat up a grown man at age 6. Think about that, you wrote this down on spiked.... You beat up a GROWN man at age 6.......

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Dude's picture

My training started at 5 and when i said 6 years i mean realy young, i was good at martial arts because i was programmed under drugs in combination with hypnosis to become the best. Now i leave puzzle pieces because i dont know how long i have still to go, i have no technology no weapons and no money they costed me my life, i reside in a mental hospital after an internal war, corona for instance was just a way for my enemy to buy his way up the ladder, that is the kind of enemy's i am facing, the war go's on or might be over, i have no contact at this point. I leave pieces so others can educate themselves and others, just in case i die, trust me, everything is connected in 7 steps or less

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n0val33t's picture

Deflection defection, deflection, the first tool habitual liars use when confronted. Way bigger minds than me have yet figured out why. The weird thing even if exposed... they keep ongoing. The likelihood of you being truthful = 0. I'd say get help, but here is none for your particular condition. It's just embarrassment for anyone close to you, not that you pick up on it. They just .... "he's that guy" They nod their head and just hope you finish. 

 

 

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Dude's picture

I can prove it to you, you started calling me names, if everything goes well we will meet some time in the future

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Nononononoono... I just called out your bullshit, no names... just lies, There are actually real men on this site who been through the shit. Your stories go back to the beginning of spiked. Unfortunately, the BS on spiked.com is gone. There are men and those who pretend to be. 

If you meet me, in person... we would have a talk that's it!

 

 

 

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Dude's picture

No i will offer you the red or the blue pill

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"You may believe it or not but me and a colleague of mine where walking trough the forrest, i think it was Arizona, anyway we where walking along a small creek and we noticed a wolf pack was following us, we had no guns and stood against 7 wolves, i had the idea how about we scare them away its just a dog, so i walk up to the alpha he was showing his teeth, some quick movements with my hands made him manuvre sideways pulled his front legs underneath grabbed his hind leg and started swinging him and i basicaly beat the other 2 in the front with the alpha male, i threw the alpha at the back of the pack turned around and they dint follow us anymore, that could have gone seriously wrong by acting or doing nothing, could have gone wrong either way..."

 

 

 

What pill is that or was it a joke, I can't tell anymore. Did those pills have multiple colours?

 

"You are no hero?

Everything i say is true unless it is funny.

I also received 2 purple hearts

I got shot many times piece of my liver was shot off with an ak i took 2 in the left pec/shoulder on different occations, one trough the lung, shot in the leg, and right upper arm that makes 6 in the body, and many more in the vest

you think a few dogs scare me?"........................................................................

 

Between 7 and 12 i encountered a few, even killed a priest right infront of the cops, and they took it upon themselves claimed it happened during the arrest.

Long story short, girl was being dragged away from the annual fair, some ppl showed up stopped the man, cops showed up and the man started laughing that we couldent do him anything because he was a priest, i jeard that that was so from my fater that they fall under the vatican law, so i thought they cant touch me either jumped on his back and broke his neck, old lady beated him with her stick, and i said what are you going to do now, lock me up? U said noone here has seen a thing, just write in the report that it happened during the arrest, and they fuckin did it :) went to get some fries when i came back they had already cleaned up the body. Right infront of the church this happened about 27 or 28 years ago when i beated  up that pedo that was also at the fair, i was playing mortal kombat 2 girl being dragged along, stopped him and he tried to get away and had to kick the shit out of him cops where called, same thing happened in school guy comes onto the playground while there where no teachers around started talking to a little girl took him in a sam fisher hold and dragged him to the teachers lounge, cops were called, and before all this there was this guy who tried to drag my older nephew of a nephew in a car we kicked the shit out that guy and his car, later he got dealth with by the hells angels of antwerp. I also conceived my son justin bieber in a car about right where i broke the priests neck, yoy can believe it or not but every day stuff would happen around me, quite unbelievable but true, i have another story of that annual fair but involves a ghost couple :) that me and atleast 1 other guy had seen, now that is the real crazy stuff, wanna hear something else crazy the pedo's all wear a suit and the victims where all blonde....................................................................................

 WHAAAAT THE FUCK !

 

Imagine if I had access to all your shit from spiked.com.

SO again, did you beat up a grown as man at age 6.... 

 

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Dude's picture

around that age yes, if this video pisses you off you where probably programmed to disprove me, or just small minded

https://youtu.be/iFoPOMW7AY8
Did i tell you i am agent 47, you dont have to believe me, it matters not. But what if i told you that someone on spiked nation seen me win an mma tournament? More then decade ago My dragon tatoo proves it

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n0val33t's picture

OK..... 

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JTrillo's picture
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It seems all the decent people have left Spiked now, only the trolls remain. I'll probably be going the same.

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boldfart's picture

You will be missed!

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n0val33t's picture

No trolls here, but a lot of ABBAB as it should be. You know I made a contribution 15 years ago... I got ABBAB. So I just comment :P.... what does that say about me.... a lot =) It feels like 15 years, when was spiked humour? I love you but I hate you... perfect relationship!

 

 

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daftcunt's picture

Which ones were "decent"?

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JTrillo's picture
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Yeah guess what, you're not a cop. And you'd probably be a terrible one with that kind of attitude. Cops have to deal with these kinds of situations only handfuls of times if they're lucky in their career. But the idea is to make it through their carrier. Cops aren't just going to jump in the back of a car with someone who's mentally unstable with a gun in their hand. Sure, maybe 4 out of 5 times the cop won't get shot at. But when you start paying with those odds because it's your job, and you find yourself in these situations multiple times more often than you're average Spiked Citizen, you're going to get unlucky at some point. I don't see anything wrong here. They did the best they could.

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jdt73's picture

totaly argee.

Its a numbers game.

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Dude's picture

i used to be an FBI agent who worked closely with the CIA, and i can tell you that i have faced death in many occasions, since i am a time traveler i know i am not going to die, wich enforces me to do superhuman things, if you are affraid of dieing you will die, its like spilling, if they tell you not to spill and you watch yourself your chance of spilling increases, anyone can do it, it is just a mind set, wich brings us to the saying you have nothing to fear but fear itself, that is not bullshit

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Dude's picture

Even when you have cancer you see this phenomenon, if you think you are going to die you just might, if you are positive about the recovery and not depressed your chances of a quick recovery are much better

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stokkebye's picture

Now why is it OK for cops to shoot someone fleeing and hitting a cop car in the video below but not for the old man in the post? 

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Dude's picture

First of all he was white... :)

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