Turkey Missiles

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stokkebye's picture

Little bastards. My friends and I would drive around the countryside back in highschool and we'd try to drive over them. 

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Dude's picture

These turkeys are wild?, we have turkey in europe but usualy just breed for meat. There are no wild turkeys here.

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stokkebye's picture

Do yourself a favor and look up where turkeys came from. I got a flock that comes through my back yard morning and evening making their rounds around the neighborhood. It was fun watching my chickens try to figure them out and vice versa.

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theblackswordsman's picture

That's awesome! Free food for half a week any time you want.

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lawngnome's picture

Stokkebye, was that you that got some livestock at the beginning of this pandemic?

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stokkebye's picture

Rabbits and chickens

Sold them off though. Made about a grand selling the baby rabbits. Codes complained about the chicken though. Says you need 3 acres to have chickens, I got 2. Fucking dumb as shit. 

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lawngnome's picture

That's rad, I bet it gave you something to do for a bit.

 

How the hell can 2 acres not be enough for them, rediculous.

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sal9000's picture
Master Mind

chicken shit. it smells bad and its not always good for the ground. its fertilizer but when you localize it in one spot, its toxic to plant life. they want to make sure you got the land to handle the shit.

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Dude's picture

So just less chickens

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stokkebye's picture

Exactly! I had 6 chickens that free roamed inside my fence. They were awesome for my garden and barely seen any shit. We've alway had tick problems but not that year! They barely make any noise and you can hardly see them outside my property. Most of my neighbors didnt even know I had them. One old asshole neighbor stood on the road staring on my property and when he saw one he called codes. I watched him doing it but I thought he was just checking out my garden or some shit and dint think anything about it. 

 

And yeah, it was somethign to do during the lockdown and my daughter had a blast chasing them around and interacting with them. It broke her heart when we had to get rid of them. 

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daftcunt's picture

and you're strill proud of it, right? figures proud boy....

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