SIMP

Pantysoaker's picture

The SIMP Song

life of a beta male

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n0val33t's picture

hah.... just learned something new.

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skeptoid's picture

One single smile from her was enough to fuel my masturbation fantasies for years. It only cost me $5,000 in donations.

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stokkebye's picture

How much do weddings and divorces cost? Probably still less than what they spend on these girls! LOL. Plus no kids and locked in giving money for the rest of your life. Just legalize prostitution already! 

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Dude's picture

google - Schipperskwartier
It basicaly means sailors quarters or sailors 15 minutes, it means both
Prostitution in antwerp is legal if you have a license :)

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n0val33t's picture

Your logic for once is unassailable :P Let's be friends, just....... lock up the guns. 

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n0val33t's picture

Seriously.... I thought simp was for simpelton, I can't keep up with all this new lingo, so cheers. The amount of Simp around is staggering. The worst case of simps I've seen 2 guys refurbishing my ex apartment no cost. When that wasn't enough she f... got chick simps to print out artworks for free. Canvas ain't free, ink... ,,,, the machine you need for large canvas prints..... hohohoho. entire apartment. Worst is, she had no shame. Remember coming into her new apartment. By that time we where off, a little diddling... but off. There had to be like 20 simps to make all this work. My reasoning: She didn't pick up cat shit from the floor. But boy.. oh boy was she insane good looking, also my first encounter with fake titts....

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