Monster Trucks & Acid

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Monster Truck Rally... On Acid!

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I had acid while traveling through Maine in a group of 8, we stopped at this little tourist town called Bar Harbor and "lost" one of our members so I drove around town, packed full of tourist, yelling for our friend with my megaphone, his name was Random. Oh and playing the Grateful Dead. I was waiting behind a car at a stop sign waiting to turn and this LADY drove by shaking her head at me so as I told her to "turn that frown upside down" my foot slipped off the brake pedal and I rear ended the car in front of me. Out pops this black dude from Jamaica. So naturally I offer him some weed, which made him even angrier and threaten to call the cops even more. Just my luck, I run into the lamest nonweed smoking Jamaican. The 250lb 6 ft tall black girl traveling with us gets out to talk to the Jamaican which scares the shit out of him and claims we're gonna try to jump him or some shit. I dont know, it happened too fast and I was coming down from a day long acid trip. When the ONE cop of the town shows up he knows who we are and wants us to get our friend Random who was scaring the normies around town and was asked to leave. The cop didnt even write me a ticket and told the Jamaican guy to calm down and let the insurance companies handle it. Oh and I befriended the local church lady as I helped her fix her garden hose and watered her garden at the church, after giving us a bunch of free bibles I decided to dress up as Jesus carrying an 8 ft long peice of bamboo over my shoulders with a tapestry draped over me and long hair and a beard, earlier in the day. We also got fed by the church. But yeah it was time to go off for our next adventure. 

I got alot of acid trip stories, the worst is mixing Adderall with acid or mushies. Lost my shit a couple of times mixing that shit up.

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I remember the first time I tried acid, I was 14. My friends had to go home and deal with the acid trip in their bedrooms. I guess we didnt know how long it would last for. Since I didnt eat anything the whole day I was starving and poured through recipe books to find something good to cook up, seemed like a long time I spent doing that, my mom died and my dad was a work acholic, so it was normal for me to cook shit and use recipe books as we rarely had any readily edible food that didnt require cooking. I remember talking to him for a minute but then he went into his bedroom to watch tv and go to bed. One recipe I decided on needed milk and since we didnt have any I walked to the gas station about a mile down the road to get some. On the way home a few 10-12 graders who lived up the road from me stopped when they saw me walking and told me to jump in as they were having a party. So I showed up to this party with a gallon of milk trippin on acid. Dont remember the rest, most of those parties were pretty chill, but it sure beat sitting at home trying to make something to eat staring at the walls. 

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Long story short, I was in Eugene Oregon at a Phil Lesh and friends show, ate way too many edibles, mixed with acid, got threatened by an old timer claiming to be in the Hell Angels talking about shooting me in the head, had drive away from that shit trippin hard, oh and finding out my house got robbed the night before back in NY. Bad trip. 

Another time I mixed acid and coke while trying to bartend at a friends house for an after party charity event after a Phish show, this dude tried stealing booze and I grabbed him by his coat and lifted him off the floor with his feet dangling and had to be talked down by my old time hippie friends sitting on the couch watching this shitshow go down. Cops showed up and shut it down around 3 am. I spent the rest of the night sitting in my girlfriends empty bathtub. I always have a shitty time mixing uppers with psychedelic's.

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Well, it appears people are reading my rants! Yay! So shortly after the Bar Harbor Jesus trip, calling out for Random we ended up at a hippie farm for a few days and I hooked up this 20 something year old chick, while I was tripping, and we kept driving north, found out there was a meteor shower happenin so we found a lake that was being developed so it was basically a vacant plot with access to the lake(like 100 yards of deep untouched forest from the house plot to the lake). I asked the girl if she's tripped before and, trying to act cool or whatever, told me she's done "tons" of acid before. After taking the acid and being alone for a while we decided to join up with the rest of the group who had made it down to the lake already, they found a trail earlier during day light but never showed us where it was, well it was dark as shit and we couldnt find the "trail" leading to the lake so we ventured off through the woods to find the lake. I could make out the opening in the trees way off in the distance but the girl was freakin out, she's a city girl who's never been deep in the woods, and just as the acid starts kicking in for real she starts freaking out telling me she's never done acid before, she thinks we're lost, I tried to calm her down as best as I could and I kept my cool as I've been deep in the woods many many times and knew we were on the right path, till the acid kicks in and I start doubting myself after listening to her freakin out, I start thinking "fuck maybe we are lost". She starts crying and literally running in any direction. I kept having to chase her, calm her down, direct her to follow me, and repeat. Finally our group could hear our calls as we got closer and she just runs towards them like a fucking bull, without a flashlight, running into trees, falling over shrubs, trippin on roots, etc... Well, anyway we watched the rest of the meteor show but I was kinda done holdin her hand like she was a fuckin child and passed her off to another dude with a truck in our hippie convey.

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