Limmy's Show - A round of drinks

took me a bit to figuer out what the guy was saying

you into computers? you into computers son? do you so you work with computers?

yes

you know how the letters are all over the place on the (keyboard)

yes

well, do you know that they manage to work out if we could go back thousands of years and changed the alphabet, so that it was in that order to begin with. do you know what?

what?

so by now, we would have had an extra finger.