Fresh water Pearls

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Pantysoaker
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I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible.

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Thu, 2020-01-02 14:29 |
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Honered to have you comment on my post, baby!

Happy new year and keep posting some punk rock stuff.

And yeah, fuck Stuart Little.

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Thu, 2020-01-02 15:18 |
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Interesting. For some reason I thought oysters only made 1 pearl at a time. Hope she ate them afterwards.

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Thu, 2020-01-02 15:10 |
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Pantysoaker
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It's seriously so annoying how people i know irl think I'm gay. They think going on this chat makes me gay!! I am not gay. How many times do I have to go over this? I would, hypothetically, enjoy intercourse with a female. The breasts and vagina would be a source of interest for me, not the dick, I hate dick. I do not want dick in my ass; likewise, I do not want to put my dick in an ass unless of course it is the ass of a female. The reason for this is that I would much rather have sex with the

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Thu, 2020-01-02 15:42 |