Did you get Vaccinated?

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skeptoid's picture

It's no big deal, you just need to show your obedience card.

 

It's no big deal, for administrative reasons we just need to register your non-compliance with the gov.

 

It's no big deal, for public safety we just need you to choose a place to live in one of these three areas.

 

Its no big deal, for basic decency we just need you to live in this specific place along with all the other people who won't obey. No, no, it's not a ghetto - we made it to accomodate those who won't obey.

 

It's no big deal, we just need you to get on these trains which will take you to a better place where you can live as you want.

 

It's no big deal, carry this bag of rocks from this side of the camp to the other side, and repeat until you collapse. Then we will feed you rice, and hopefully with enough iterations, after much entertainment for the guards and administration, you will have peace.

 

It's no big deal, they wouldn't obey so we got rid of them. We all knew, wink wink, this was the final solution and now everyone who is still here are those who obey. And don't worry, we know there are those among us who are not us and hiding for fear of their lives. We'll find every one of these deviants and eliminate them - for a safe and secure society.

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theblackswordsman's picture

Everyone in the community is to turn in 5 spies weekly. If one week you give us 4, you will become the 5th.

 

We have the most comprehensive intelligence network in the world, paid for with your hard earned money. But we need YOUR help to bring X Y Z TERRORISTS to justice. Call this number if you have any tips.

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subroutine's picture

i must have missed the funny part...

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skeptoid's picture

The ability to appreciate comedy is one of the very first things that the ideology trains out of you.

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boldfart's picture

You did not miss anything!

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skeptoid's picture

Hey I figured out the funny part for you - due the clumsy shenanigans of the woke SpikedNation clique this post is now on the front page.

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