90 people found inside Houston home

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More than 90 people found inside Houston home: Police

bet they weren't americans and no thats not racists. its just because i can't see 90 american sized people in a home

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skeptoid's picture

This is Trump's America.

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Master Mind

https://i.redd.it/zi60rak1o7w61.jpg

 

you ignoring the comment about poverty and crimes in the gifford exposed thread?

 

also. how would you explain socialism to aliens?

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how would you explain socialism to aliens?

 

This is a great question. If you don't mind I would like to try this out. 

 

(sarcasm included) We as a people are stupid, and we need help. To make everything better, we decide to give over our wealth to the government, which is a collection of our smartest and brightiest people who look out for our general well being and interest. The government which makes no money on it own, will take our money and distribute it evenly across all the people that it governs in order to ensure everyone has the same life and oppertunity. This stops hate, caused by poverty, and it prevents jealousy. By placing no one in society higher than anyone else we live to serve the government. All education, health, food and services become "free".  Free as in we don't have pay, but for some reason I don't have a lot of money, did I mention we are stupid? We don't have any money to buy new things that make others jealous and there is no motivation to better ourselves, since after a while they will start to pick our jobs for us. We will just exist. It will be perfect!

 

Never in the history (incoming MORE sarcasm) has the government body decided they need a raise and vote a raise themselves on top of that to increase their wealth over the common person. Besides that, the government is the most trusted entitiy we have on this planet. This system has never truely been implemented before and it will be the best ever, beside we burned all the history books and our technology leaders have been re-writing internet pages for a long time. 

 

Doesn't this sound great?

 

Top of the head, no time to proof read. How did I do. 

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it was kind of a trick question. aliens would understand the concepts of socialism. to them it was just a stepping stone to get where they are. resources, along with just about everything is finite. i think they'd be like "you still own things?"

 

i just thought it would be funny one day if aliens landed. walked out and asked people what they needed help with only to be told by some redneck to destroy socialism. pretty sure they'd get back in the ship and leave the planet

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