Please stay inside your vehicles.

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eh's picture

The original safari park ding dong comes to mind.

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Hmm.

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eh's picture

LOL I remember many years ago hearing that was fake but never saw it broken down. Interesting how the jumpy, first-person film style became popular in movies and TV.

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Neurosis Inc's picture

This just in: "Shakey camera gives slight air of credibility to fake lion attack footage!" "Zoom in! Zoom out! Pan wildly! Mannequin foot! Print! Profit on crappy 80's VHS tapes mixed in with real death footage! BRILLIANT!!!" 

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Neurosis Inc's picture

Me & my Dad rented a bunch of these back in the 80's. Even then (at around 13) I could tell many of these were fake. The "execution" was absurd, the 'blood' was ketchup!

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Mori's picture

Just shows you that you really can't count on those leopards to do a proper job!!

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eh's picture

Leopards would have killed them instantly. Cheetahs aren't on record killing people

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The Evil Bat's picture

Yeah. From what I heard about cheetahs, if you are under 5ft something they will consider you as prey they could potentially tackle.

Mother in law was thinking about doing the 'meet a cheetah' where you can get up close and pet them, but she's tiny (like 4ft 9 or something) and they warned her that they might see her as prey

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daftcunt's picture

Was somehow missing the happy ending here....

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Dude's picture

They where calling these french mongoloids and stuff, quite a funny conversation

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Ozmen's picture
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This right here is why we can't have nice things. There's always some dumbass that thinks they know why the rules exist.

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backdraft's picture
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Was rooting for the cheetas till I saw they had a fucking kid with them. Fucking hell there's some stupid cunts in the world.     

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Yeah, that kid's chances of surviving to adulthood are questionable.

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Cahu's picture

Ever since I had a son, my perspective on videos in general on the internet has severely change. I now get such a pang of pain when I see picture of kids dying of hunger somewhere in the world, which before I was totally desensitized to. Having travelled over much of South Africa, and done several Safaris, I've seen how lifelong local tour guides respect fauna. They themselves at times just sat inside the Land Rover, because they understood that you just DON'T fuck with nature. These people didn't get out of the car because they're stupid: they got out because of pride, because they feel like they own the world. So of course when they got out and started walking around, they were letting everyone know how superior they were, and so it made sense for nature to humble them the way it always does: violence. But when that toddler got out and started walking around I inmediatly started thinking "Get back in the car you fucking idiots". They were lucky, and indeed got away because these were "just" Cheetahs. Lions or Leopards would have made short work of them.

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Same here. When I saw the kid my heart started racing and just thinking please let the kid live. I can watch adults getting fucked up all day no problem but when theres kids involved I can't stand it.    

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skeptoid's picture

What the fuck indeed - are those guys Germans? What language is that - apparently nothing short of "what the fuck?" will do in this situation, regardless of language.

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lawngnome909's picture

Shoo kitty. Shoo!    lol 

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napalm4sd's picture

get them out of the gene pool!

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