My Gym Bans Fake News

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Pulpgimp1's picture

I get my best sweat on when I put CNN or Fox on the tv behind my treadmill and pretend I'm running away from the news. It also works with horror movies or pictures of me in high school.

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Grothesk's picture

I specifically have it so that NO news channel can be playing at the hotel I manage.  I've had far too many guests awkwardly ignoring the TVs in our lobby while we've had CNN playing so now it's only ESPN-1 or 2.  A few months ago I had some crotchedy old man in my office complaining to me about how he needs to be informed on the day's news.  I told him he could go suck Fox News' dick in his own fucking room and to watch his fucking mouth.  He stood up and he started to shout so I threw him a right cross and knocked his old ass out because the boys in the hood are always ha

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Lambus's picture

They will not be watching this news report about the fitness center, inside of the fitness center.

 

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